Thursday, December 15, 2011
Bad Grammar
So, I'd just like to talk about bad grammar and how much I hate it. Ugh, I hate bad grammar! It just grates on my eardrums whenever I hear something saying "real good" or leaving out commas. Ugh! Hate it, hate it, hate it. I mean, seriously. Would it kill a person to USE A FREAKING ADVERB TO DESCRIBE A FREAKING ADJECTIVE? No! No, it wouldn't! It is absolutely ridiculous for a person to not use good grammar. It's like, are you speaking English or some made-up language in your own head? Because last time I checked, it looked like you were attempting (and failing) to speak English! Now, I don't have a problem with acronyms. I use omg all that time. Lol, ikr, brb, gtg. I'm cool with all those. It annoys me a bit when someone uses y, r, or u instead of spelling out the dang word, but not so much. But when someone takes a sentence and uses a word that's the wrong PART OF SPEECH, it's just so obnoxious! We all took English class in 3rd grade! We all know the proper time to use an adverb! YET SOME PEOPLE CONTINUE TO INSIST ON USING ADJECTIVES TO DESCRIBE NOT ONLY ADJECTIVES, BUT ADVERBS AS WELL! OR, USING ADJECTIVES TO DESCRIBE VERBS AND THEN USING ANOTHER ADJECTIVE TO DESCRIBE WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A FREAKING ADVERB! Take this sentence for example: "You did real good on the test." You're using "good to describe how you did. NEWSFLASH: DOING SOMETHING IS AN ACTION. THEREFORE, YOU NEED AN ADVERB TO DESCRIBE THAT VERB! Ok? Plus, you're using"real" to describe "good". Good is an adjective that should have been an adverb. Either way, you need an adverb to describe it! You use adverbs to describe verbs, adjectives, AND adverbs. I don't know if people are just stupid enough to overlook that it's an adverb they SHOULD be describing and an adjective that they are describing, or if they just didn't pay atetten in language arts class. Either way, it's freaking obnoxious.
Introduction
Ok...so, like, this is a blog where I just post whatever the heck i feel like posting. I decided to make this blog because the other day, I was randomly spacing off and making up some skit. Then I thought "Hey, that'd make a good blog post! I should totally make a blog for a bunch of skits". Then I thought, "I already have like 20 blogs...am I really going to come up with enough skits to justify yet another one?" Then I thought, "Hey, why don't I just make a blog for all those times that I feel like putting something out on the internet but I don't have a blog where it would fit in?" So therefore, this blog was created. So yeah. It's basically just somewhere to talk about stuff. For instance, the other day I finally figured out how to make a decent pair of ripped jeans at home (like, out of some previously intact jeans). If I feel like it maybe one day I'll post how. I'm not going to make any promises on this blog because most of the time, I find that when I do, I promise something that i thought was a great idea but didn't have time for, then when I do have time I'm not in the mood for posting it and would rather do something else. So yeah. I'm not even going to guarantee that I'll ever post - it just depends on how much free time I have and what I feel like doing in that free time. Ok? But that said, there's still no harm in following (hint, hint)
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